How To Get Me To Wash My Van

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I will not wash my van. Wait, let me clarify. I will not wash my van on a regular basis. Why would I? It’s just going to get dirty again and I have no desire to waste time like that. I did however wash one window of the van yesterday. What could possibly make me [...]

Brandcation: The LowDown

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Oh hai! I’m taking a break from packing my suitcase to fill you in on why I’m packing a suitcase. In six days from now, I’ll be heading to Pensacola Florida for a little gathering called Brandcation. I will be joining a group of 31 mom bloggers to play on white sand beaches, zip line through [...]

BlogHer

As you may or may not know, I will be attending the BlogHer conference in July. If you don’t know what BlogHer is, pull your head out and click here. If you do know and are not going…I pity you. I was you last year and it sucked. This year, I’ve busted my hump finding [...]

Saturday Small Talk

6 Things That Make Me Smile: The first day of school. I laugh maniacally smile as my wheels burn rubber out of the school parking lot, wind in my hair and a few less stress lines on my forehead. Knowing that I have helped somebody, even if in a very small way. When I prove [...]

Everything but the lamp shade on my head.

Please somebody tell me that I did NOT do a toe touch in front of a LIVE audience last night. Anybody? *cue chirping crickets* SHITBALLS. I thought so. I have the painful groin muscles that say I did.However, it was way worth the pain and lifelong embarrASSment that I shall never live down because last [...]

Put On Your Party Hat!

In case you have not visited the Innsane lately, we are having a party tonight. Here is all of the info you will need: Who: You! You may also tell your friends When: Friday, Jan 16th 6pm PST/8pm Central/9pm EST Where: You will need to pull up two screens. This one: www.stickam.com/uncorked And: http://www.momdot.com ( [...]

Around The Innsane

Good morning Innsane guests. I trust you slept well and enjoyed the free continental breakfast this morning! What? You missed it? It was at 3am this morning. I thought I told you that. Oh well….maybe next time! Here is some news about things going on around here today: Uncorked radio show: I apologize for the [...]