Sow Much Chaos, Sow Little Secrecy
Dear Son, I know that you are concerned about discovering your un descended testicle and are a tad freaked out about only having one but could you please stop reminding me in public places to make your “penis appointment?” I’m starting to get weird looks from passers by. And also, your penis is not [...]
Moooommmm, there’s nothing to eat! How many millions of times have you heard this? Yeah, I thought so. This morning marked the 3,567,227th time I’ve heard this complaint. Really? REALLY? There is absolutely nothing to eat? Nothing edible in our fridge and/or pantry? I beg to differ. Are we low on convenience foods? Yes. [...]
Yesterday I was in LaLaLand….(that’s LosAngeles to you country folk.) I was filming a pilot for a new talk show. Sorry…can’t disclose any info as of yet. But if I am selected to be on the cast, I will gladly spill the beans as soon as I’m allowed. After all, you people are my only [...]
My kids are not allowed to “date.” They may have friends of the opposite sex, of course. But it is our belief that they are far too young to understand all that comes with being in a relationship. However, some of our kids do not heed our advice on matters of the heart. A [...]
My children gave me the best gift ever on Mother’s Day. I loved it so much that I didn’t even correct the misspelled words. Ok, yes I did. But that is what a mom does, right? Thanks, kids! I LOVE it!
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Wow. These are scary times we live in. Everyone is feeling the pinch, it seems. Well, everyone except the Obama family, who just purchased a $3,500 swing set for the girls. Here at the Prescott home, we are really having to tighten the belt and watch every cent. We are still waiting for our tax [...]
We were at the dinner table tonight, dishing out pasta, veggies and chicken. As usual, the kids were shouting out requests for drumsticks and skin, trying to out bid each other with their promises of, “I’ll be your best friend!” Trenton decided to add a little comedy to the dinner atmosphere and request the chicken’s [...]
