We have all been there. Sitting in the car loop, waiting to drop off your own kids, behind the world’s most annoying person…the car loop jerk. This person takes his/her sweet time dropping off their child(ren.) They have even been known to get out of the car, which totally negates the purpose of a DRIVE THRU car loop! [...]
Pinterest: First World Problems
Top 10 Reasons To Love Fall

Cool weather, pumpkin bread and gorgeous fiery leaves. What’s not to love about Fall? It is my favorite time of year. Not just because it is my birthday season (ahem…November 22nd…) but for many reasons. What are my top ten? Why I thought you’d never ask! The weather allows for more outdoor adventures. AKA: Less [...]
The Great Mystery
Pinteresting Stuff: Volume 1

You know those cork boards you see in Laundromats, Grocery Stores and Vet offices? The ones that are plastered with business cards, available rooms for rent and pit bull puppies for sale. Do you ever look at them? Yeah, me neither. So when I first heard of Pinterest from my friend Jenn, I thought “Oh [...]
The Chicken or The Egg?

Dear Son, I know that you are concerned about discovering your un descended testicle and are a tad freaked out about only having one but could you please stop reminding me in public places to make your “penis appointment?” I’m starting to get weird looks from passers by. And also, your penis is not [...]
What’s On The Menu?

Moooommmm, there’s nothing to eat! How many millions of times have you heard this? Yeah, I thought so. This morning marked the 3,567,227th time I’ve heard this complaint. Really? REALLY? There is absolutely nothing to eat? Nothing edible in our fridge and/or pantry? I beg to differ. Are we low on convenience foods? Yes. [...]



















