How To Avoid Car Loop Rage.

We have all been there. Sitting in the car loop, waiting to drop off your own kids, behind the world’s most annoying person…the car loop jerk. This person takes his/her sweet time dropping off their child(ren.) They have even been known to get out of the car, which totally negates the purpose of a DRIVE THRU car loop! [...]

Pinterest: First World Problems

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This pretty much sums up why we are a spoiled people. Source: cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com via Kadi on Pinterest

Top 10 Reasons To Love Fall

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Cool weather, pumpkin bread and gorgeous fiery leaves. What’s not to love about Fall? It is my favorite time of year. Not just because it is my birthday season (ahem…November 22nd…) but for many reasons. What are my top ten? Why I thought you’d never ask! The weather allows for more outdoor adventures. AKA: Less [...]

The Great Mystery

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I have a sensitive nose. I gag easily when forced to compromise the status quo of my olfactory senses by cleaning up puke, digging a poop covered toy out of the toilet and other such details of motherhood. I get queasy at the sight and smell of blood. I fainted once when I cut my [...]

Pinteresting Stuff: Volume 1

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You know those cork boards you see in Laundromats, Grocery Stores and Vet offices? The ones that are plastered with business cards, available rooms for rent and pit bull puppies for sale. Do you ever look at them? Yeah, me neither. So when I first heard of Pinterest from my friend Jenn, I thought “Oh [...]

The Chicken or The Egg?

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  Dear Son, I know that you are concerned about discovering your un descended testicle and are a tad freaked out about only having one but could you please stop reminding me in public places to make your “penis appointment?” I’m starting to get weird looks from passers by. And also, your penis is not [...]

What’s On The Menu?

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Moooommmm, there’s nothing to eat!   How many millions of times have you heard this? Yeah, I thought so. This morning marked the 3,567,227th time I’ve heard this complaint. Really? REALLY? There is absolutely nothing to eat? Nothing edible in our fridge and/or pantry? I beg to differ. Are we low on convenience foods? Yes. [...]

The Problem With Guys

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…is that they always make things so much harder than they need to be. Case in point. I have a friend who is a wicked awesome blog/website designer (you are admiring his work on this very site.) His name is Greg. You may know him as Telling Dad. Or you may not know him at [...]

Cutting: A Serious Issue

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  My kids are not allowed to “date.” They may have friends of the opposite sex, of course. But it is our belief that they are far too young to understand all that comes with being in a relationship. However, some of our kids do not heed our advice on matters of the heart. A [...]

Happy Mother’s Day!

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My children gave me the best gift ever on Mother’s Day. I loved it so much that I didn’t even correct the misspelled words. Ok, yes I did. But that is what a mom does, right? Thanks, kids! I LOVE it!