Some things, we never outgrow.
My kids love the song, “Umbrella,” by Rhianna. Ella especially loves it since it repeatedly chants her name! This is how my kids know of this young singing sensation with mad amounts of talent. Unfortunately, they also know her as the girl who got beat up by her boyfriend. This all came about a few […]
Memo to all mothers: When sending home potentially messy or dangerous party favors with our children, please warn us! How shitty was it to find out that half of the stuff in the kids’ goody bags from the birthday party they attended today, was either oozing, explosive or the secret absorbent substance in diapers. WTF??? […]
Day four of the Prescott Puke Fest. Reed’s bouts of vomiting are starting to decrease. Aiden and Ella are both well. Daniel Jr. just threw up hot dogs in the kitchen trash (oh, remind me to take that out when I’m done typing. Thanks!) That brings us to a total of four victims, so far. […]
You know, if people don’t stop barfing in my house, I’m going to run out of fresh blogging topics. Yes, it’s that time again…stomach flu season. The stomach flu can hit in one of two ways. It can all nine of us at once, which is bad because it is hard to help your kids […]
Let’s face it, plastic surgery is as common a beauty treatment, these days, as perms were in the 80′s. Men ,women, young and old are seeking out the help of plastic surgeons to ameliorate themselves in many different ways. I myself have taken the plunge and augmented my udders…I mean breasts. Although I see nothing […]
I’m serious…put down the sandwich. You may regret reading this if you have a weak stomach or are about to go on your lunch break. The Crazy Hip Blog Mamas are giving away a cool new vacuum for the best blog post about the worst mess ever. My only problem with writing this post is […]
No, it’s not the stench of baby poop that usually wafts through our house. It is the sweet smell of rapidly approaching Girl Scout cookie sales! Yes folks, you heard it here first… Saturday , January 19th marks the first day of the official cookie season. It also marks the first day of the reign […]