Honestly?

When Nicolle *THANK YOU NICOLLE!!* said that she had an award for me over at The Pink Chandelier, I was giddy (why do I constantly need affirmation that I’m doing a good job?) but I saw the award, I got nervous. This is the award: The recipients of the award are supposed to list 10 [...]

I’m Quirkee And Lovin’ It!

Life is boring around here. Not much to do…with the exception of cleaning poop scrapes off shower curtains, trying to cook food without a whole bunch of off limit ingredients that make food worth eating, keeping the kids from killing themselves (and each other) and writing a few (hundred) blogs. So when James of Quirkee.com, [...]

The crazy …It’s Spreading!

The eye twitch has been annoying. The fact that it birthed a smaller, less frequent twitch was a little concerning. But this newest addition to my close knit family of physiological symptoms is just ridiculous! I was laying in bed (don’t worry, this story doesn’t get raunchy,) and enjoying a semi-restful sleep, when I was [...]

Huh?

Okay, I got some of my crap done. The rest can wait until later. I had to tell you two things. I drove by the “B” Mc Donald’s today and noticed that people would walk up to the door, look at the “B” rating, then proceed to enter the building. WTF? Do they think that [...]

Is My Crazy Showing?

The Ten Commandments of The Crazy Person’s Guide To Feigning Sanity: 1. If you run out of your medication and the doctor’s office fails to refill your prescription on time, thou shalt not threaten to drive down the to the office with your seven children and whoop some incompetent receptionist ass. (I had trouble obeying [...]

I’ve Been Hit!

Oh shit balls… I really wish that I would have been able to escape the wrath of Vinny The Virus. But I can wish in one hand and crap in the other…ugh…I don’t even want to think about the word “crap.” Let’s just forget that little comparison. I’m guessing that I contracted the virus last [...]

Ahhhh…the good ol’ days

I used to love finding old pictures of my high school days. Now it’s just down right depressing. I can’t believe that there was ever a time when I was carefree. What happened to the youthful glow and a gleam of hope in my eye? Children. That’s what happened. They came into this world with [...]

Factory Freeze

If my stomach was a factory, this is what it would sound like right now: Ted (manager of food processing): “Hey Bob, whadda we do with this salad from yesterday?”Bob (assistant manager): “Gee Ted, I dunno. That was supposed to be sent down to Bill in shipping.”Ted: “Hey Bill, why is this salad still here?”Bill [...]

Kadi, The Cyber Dork

I love contests. Actually, I love winning contests. I’m pretty sure it’s due to my low self esteem and the need for constant reassurance that I’m not a total loser. So when I came across the Blogger’s Choice Awards, I almost peed my pants. I quickly registered for an account and nominated myself for every [...]

My New J-O-B

So I took the job with B5media. What’s that you said? I shouldn’t start my blog post with such a grammatically incorrect sentence? Well, it’s still my blog so I will start it any damn way I please. Besides, who is the professional blogger here? Me! That’s who! Let’s try this again… So I took [...]