Caption Contest: The Day I Met Matthew

*The following is not the official post that I am writing about the event. I will do a full post with a more serious undertone and lots of important info. This post is purely jackassery.

 

Yesterday, I went to a media event at Venice Beach High School. I knew that Matthew McConnaughey would be there for this event. Big Deal. He was never on my top list of men who make my loins quiver. The event was great. We learned a lot, Matthew spoke and wore sweats. I wasn’t impressed. He was on the skinny side because he was preparing for a role in an upcoming film and needed to lose a bunch of weight, or so we were told. Anyway, he was cute but not drop-my-panties cute.

So then we went into a separate room to have a round table discussion with Matthew. He was super charming. Super. Then we got to meet him and take a picture with him. And this is where the story gets good…

I walk up and shake his hand. He says, “Hi, I’m Matt.”

I say, “I’m Kadi.”

He pauses, takes a small step back, looks me over and in his most sultry southern voice, says to me, “Mmmmm, you look like a Kadi.”

And that is when my lady parts caught fire and my underwear disintegrated. How the hell did he do that? With one sentence, non the less. So the smile on my face is the dumbest school girl grin I’ve ever worn and my legs were all jello-ish. What was going through my mind in that picture? I’ll let you take a few guesses. And just for fun, you can add Matthew’s thoughts as well.

And that is the story of how some celebrity who I wasn’t even all gaga for, charmed the pants of me in 2.5 seconds. The end.

About Kadi

Mama to 7 seeds. Blogger. Vlogger. Speaker. Social Media Mom. Future Talk Show Host.

Comments

  1. Stephanie Brown says:

    He has a bachelors in charming and a masters in panting dropping!

  2. MainlineMom says:

    So freakin hilarious. I half expected you to say something to him about leather whips.

  3. Kadi: I wonder if Victoria’s Secret is still open? I really need to get some new undies!
    Matt: Do I smell smoke?

  4. JennAtFFP says:

    OMG! My undies would disentegrate too!!! But it’s the Texas Southern drawl & that laid back “I know I’m famous but I’m just a regular guy” attitude that gets me (plus those hard sculpted and of his)!!! ;)

  5. And I thought I was the only one who got taken in by “the voice”!
    The rest is pretty much a blur. But seriously, it was the voice that did me in, too.
    Mine went, “Well, hello Gracie..I’m Matthew” ….slow and sweet as honey……..

    how does he do that?

  6. I’d drop my panties for him

    In.
    A.
    New.
    York.
    Second.

    But then again, I have a thing for Matthew and his southern gentlemaness. *swwon*

  7. OMG I love that man. With that accent he would have my underwear on his ear in 5 seconds! Okay back to the contest . . .
    He is saying: Somebody should have told her, a good Southerner always gets the drawlz! (in his voice)
    You are saying: Seeds? We aren’t gardening. What the hell are you PR people talking about?

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