*The following is not the official post that I am writing about the event. I will do a full post with a more serious undertone and lots of important info. This post is purely jackassery.
Yesterday, I went to a media event at Venice Beach High School. I knew that Matthew McConnaughey would be there for this event. Big Deal. He was never on my top list of men who make my loins quiver. The event was great. We learned a lot, Matthew spoke and wore sweats. I wasn’t impressed. He was on the skinny side because he was preparing for a role in an upcoming film and needed to lose a bunch of weight, or so we were told. Anyway, he was cute but not drop-my-panties cute.
So then we went into a separate room to have a round table discussion with Matthew. He was super charming. Super. Then we got to meet him and take a picture with him. And this is where the story gets good…
I walk up and shake his hand. He says, “Hi, I’m Matt.”
I say, “I’m Kadi.”
He pauses, takes a small step back, looks me over and in his most sultry southern voice, says to me, “Mmmmm, you look like a Kadi.”
And that is when my lady parts caught fire and my underwear disintegrated. How the hell did he do that? With one sentence, non the less. So the smile on my face is the dumbest school girl grin I’ve ever worn and my legs were all jello-ish. What was going through my mind in that picture? I’ll let you take a few guesses. And just for fun, you can add Matthew’s thoughts as well.
And that is the story of how some celebrity who I wasn’t even all gaga for, charmed the pants of me in 2.5 seconds. The end.